Speaking Natalese

Mittens are muffins

Diaper cream is sour cream

When her feelings are hurt, or if she just doesn't like what you told her she says "you're makin my feelings"

To ask if two words rhyme she says, "those just look like the same?"

When asking to leave her door open at bedtime, "leave it wide and open"

A little or a lot is "A little much or a big much?"

Backpacks are pack packs

A carwash is a washcar

And sidewalks used to be called walkie sides, but are now just sidewalks.